Rarely will one meet a Lithuanian, Suicides limit their population So I must be your destiny, Ruti would told me. Recalling from my neck-controlled head, Events shared with my Eastern bloc mate, Such as the long tunnels in Cu Chi, Makes me laugh out loud (lol) randomly. Understanding her form gets progressively harder, If I’m wrong I may get shot like a dirty beggar, And buried in a London cemetery She’s a good Catholic, but unlike the Virgin Mary. Usually she likes walking in a dress and blue sandals, Run naked for marketing and cause scandals, Plant rice in muddy fields, Or show off her Power Point skills. To continue, she likes beer without ice, Tells me not to cross lines of vice She dislikes shopping for fun, Prefers the jungles for a jog or run. Typically she has a food order curse, Even if she orders Amok and banana shake first, Her Youth Group experience can’t save her from it, In annoyance, she always kicks me with her feet. A few times she tried to explain me, Crazy man as I may be She’s also crazy, you may agree, If you saw her on a Mongolian MTV. Anyways she is warm and sweet, When I was sad she showed me her bridge While friends passed under, we hid above, Discuss what marriage is and about love. Sometimes she will borrow my weapon, Making holes is her reason I know it sounds very wrong, But so is coffee made black and strong. So my Lithuanian Strawberry Swing, I know not what you will bring (Not another movie clip of Lithuania, please) Hope our relationship will not freeze. (By DHCH, 9/11/08) |